A Pirate's Life For Me

officialwhitegirls:

i think we all know who’s really responsible for the extreme weather 

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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littlebit-liberal:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

Warren 2016

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castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

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cookiekitten91:

davethedjstrider:

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.





I fucking lost my shit over this

I think I’ve already reblogged this before but who cares.

cookiekitten91:

davethedjstrider:

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?
There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.

I fucking lost my shit over this

I think I’ve already reblogged this before but who cares.

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beyoncending:

Sending subtle hints to your crush

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“Sex is good. Love is better. Both together are perfect.”
— (via phaibooty)

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charredpalmtrees:

gokulolita:

ilysmdisney:

Can we appreciate how the Emperor just WALKS AWAY when Shang comes in?

He doesn’t just walk away.
He also rolled his eyes.

he roll his eyes like if Shang wasn’t gonna show up he would have whooped Shan Yu’s ass HIMSELF

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suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

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